Champers, darling?

A couple of amusing moments with His Loveliness today, both involving champagne. Before a certain daily publication starts fulminating, Tomasz was not drunk and disorderly.

It was a story involving the discovery of encased champagne, which was found in a shipwreck. This story was of particular interest to Jane Hill, as Matthew Amroliwala was keen to point out in their banter. Jane wanted to "move on swiftly", but Tomasz was all ears about Jane's champers prediliction...



That raised eyebrow was rather cute, don't you think? Lousie Minchin commented that the champagne story was "delicious"... and speaking of which, she linked to The Schaf, who is equally delicious. Tomasz commented (to Louise): "You like a glass of champagne, don't you? Don't we all sometimes"



During one his weather forecasts, he said it would be "damp on the ground" for many of us. Rings true, when one watches Tomasz do a weather forecast... err.. yess


Appears that some sleet is on the way for north-east England, possibly some snow up the Cheviots. I hope none of my readers in Cornwall, is not badly affected by the floods of the past couple of days.

Splashing out

Many thanks to my regular reader Dom, for uploading this from yesterday. Tomasz gives a vivid description of rain showers across The Solent. Of course being The Schaf, it takes on a whole new meaning, especially with the Max Headroom edit {i}



Coming and splashing as a result of Tomasz's arm movements and thrusting. I don't need to say anymore really, do I? Bardzo erotyczny.

Tomasz emerged from going south [...] to talk about weather elsewhere. Certainly it has been a beautiful day here in Notts, bright blue sky most the day and a fresh breeze-- lovely-- not a shower to be had. Although Tomasz was keen to impress that the mud wasn't going anywhere, nice hand gesture for that... not as good as his the stars are coming out out gesture. Gentle soothing voice at the end....


Thanks to Terratec^

At the end of the News At One, it was Jane Hill that reminded Tomasz he had finished on "a positive note", said with a knowing smile-- at which Tomasz laughed. Could that be an oblique reference to yesterday's blog?

{i} He's gone quiet as well.

No hum-Hill-iation

A saucer of milk for Simon McCoy {i} again today, with an 'oblique' suggestion that Tomasz is "a venomous mammal" {ii}. Tomasz is no beast! {vi} Just what has The Schaf done to engender such abuse, outrage I say. Definitely worthy of a




To be fair to Tomasz, he gave sublimely ironic withering stare to Simone-- such is the flawless comic-timing of His Loveliness. Well he is a smooth operator {iv}


No doubt some "dupeki" will miscontrue that as humourless behaviour, or other such projecting bitchy nonsense {iii}. However later on, Jane Hill commented that she had Matthew Amroliwala with her-- so Tomasz was "safe". Credit to Tomasz, he pointed out that were no hard feelings between him and Simon.

It's clearly all persiflage: As regular readers {v} will know, such badinage between the two has become commonplace, all grist for the humour mill. They clearly have a bromance going on, they can't admit their feelings for other [a psychologist writes...], hence the tension. It makes sense when you think about it eh? [Wink]


{i} Henceforth known as "Simone"
{ii} After a report about the Solenodon: One of the world's most ancient mammals, and the only one to have a venomous bite. Thanks to Terratec for video upload and info.
{iii} And to use that great East Midlands expression, I would say to those people: "Yetwa"
{iv} To quote Sade. She's gone quiet hasn't she?
{v} If you are one, thanks. I'm impressed if I haven't rotted your brains yet!
{vi} Well maybe he is in some senses, ooh!