No hum-Hill-iation

A saucer of milk for Simon McCoy {i} again today, with an 'oblique' suggestion that Tomasz is "a venomous mammal" {ii}. Tomasz is no beast! {vi} Just what has The Schaf done to engender such abuse, outrage I say. Definitely worthy of a




To be fair to Tomasz, he gave sublimely ironic withering stare to Simone-- such is the flawless comic-timing of His Loveliness. Well he is a smooth operator {iv}


No doubt some "dupeki" will miscontrue that as humourless behaviour, or other such projecting bitchy nonsense {iii}. However later on, Jane Hill commented that she had Matthew Amroliwala with her-- so Tomasz was "safe". Credit to Tomasz, he pointed out that were no hard feelings between him and Simon.

It's clearly all persiflage: As regular readers {v} will know, such badinage between the two has become commonplace, all grist for the humour mill. They clearly have a bromance going on, they can't admit their feelings for other [a psychologist writes...], hence the tension. It makes sense when you think about it eh? [Wink]


{i} Henceforth known as "Simone"
{ii} After a report about the Solenodon: One of the world's most ancient mammals, and the only one to have a venomous bite. Thanks to Terratec for video upload and info.
{iii} And to use that great East Midlands expression, I would say to those people: "Yetwa"
{iv} To quote Sade. She's gone quiet hasn't she?
{v} If you are one, thanks. I'm impressed if I haven't rotted your brains yet!
{vi} Well maybe he is in some senses, ooh!

Aroit moy flowurrr

After a much-missed absence, Simon McCoy's and Tomasz's bromance is back on! Clearly a lot of resolved tension here; with Simon linking to The Schaf from an article about a plant, in an intriguingly twee fashion. Never mind a studio, these two need to get a room...



Aaaah, how sweet...


Tomasz is still utterly adorable though, especially with that stubble. I've certainly had a flowerly day-- Tomasz makes me want to arrange my bouquet. Especially after the masterful way he bossed the gallery around.

My spies tell me (some of us have to work during the day), that The Schaf was worried Simon was going to come up with a sheep-related term of "endearment" after a story about our ovine friends. No doubt Tomasz would've felt 'sheepish' about that
[Hahaha... long pause..haha. longer pause.. ha]

Although I'm saddened to see some of the responses to the Youtube clip ^, saying Tomasz had "a sense of humour failure" and the banter was "misjudged".

What? Tomasz clearly amused by Simon's comment, laughing and smiling. His reaction was clearly one of mock-outrage, and his comments were clearly to wind Simon up-- especially considering their past spars! If people want sense-of-humour failure and misjudged banter, they should watch Eastenders [haha]