Nights in bright Saturn

I've always thought Tomasz is out of this world; as if to prove a point, he's gone a few thousand miles away from the British islands, and done a weather forecast about Saturn.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/feeds/22373271

Not sure it would be much fun living on Saturn-- can't imagine the atmosphere would be great.

Onto to more mundane matters: Since moving to Oxford Circus, the weather forecasters have been furnished with headphone microphones {i}, which recall the great days of Steps {ii}. They seem to be causing a few problems, as The Schaf unwittingly demonstrated the other day. Either that, or he had a case of puma {iii}



Or perhaps he had a bad case of asteroids, as he did the other week



Hint of stubble, with that smile at the end [sigh]. What more could you ask for? A better quality of puns from me, might be a start, I suppose.


{i} There's probably a technical name for them. A notional bag of sweets, for anyone who can tell me the name
{ii} How did they manage to sing so well, when they were dancing like dervishes? That's what I want to know.
{iii} Pants Up My Arse-- a wedgie-- for those who don't read Viz

Doodleknackers

"Say what, old fruit?", I hear you ask me. Well The Schaf has taken to doodling weather-related effigies, for those on Twitter {i}. Here's one such piece of artwork, cue the Vision On tune...

https://twitter.com/Schafernaker/status/308841727005974529

Tomasz has now moved over to the BBC's new headquarters, at Oxford Circus in London; thus waving goodbye to BBC TVC at Shepherd's Bush, quite literally...



 So keep an eye out for Tomasz in the new BBC News Studio, talking about a "washing machine of weather". In other news, the news series of The Matt Lucas Awards has started, not sure which episode Tomasz will appear on as yet.

{i} Tweeple is the demonym, I understand. What can I say, I'm down widda kidz.