One has two broadcasts

Tomasz was with us over the weekend. On Saturday The Schaf was predicting the weather for Her Majesty's official birthday {i} and the football "festival" (bless him) in South Africa. Indeed he gave us the stats for the "big one" [...], England's match against the USA: I'm not into football, but I hear our goalkeeper has become the new BP chief: He's bad with spillages, and has sympathy towards the USA.



Tomasz did the weather for the week ahead, but the forecast was tacked onto the end of the Politics Show; so he was suited and booted, thus we only got to see the outline of his weather balls on his graphics. He certainly doesn't have a "little bump of low pressure"



Good work by Terratec as usual, ta muchly mi duck

Meanwhile His Loveliness has written a blog about a forthcoming bike-ride in East Sussex! Worth looking at, for the photo alone! {ii}. Certainly knocks my epic drive up the whole of the Pennines, into a cocked hat.

In case you're wondering, Ditchling Beacon is here. That's the 1:50,000cm scale, off the Ordnance Survey Landranger sheet for the area.

{i} It amuses me QEII has two birthdays: Surely being the richest lady in the world, she doesn't need two sets of presents?
{ii} He invites to come again. I'll leave you to make your own comments.

Tomasz's (weather) balls

I turned on {i} at 11am today, to watch Tomasz on the News Channel. He instructed us to get an eyeful of his weather ball, which was indicative of the weather today-- wet. However Tomasz's balls must have magical powers {ii}, because it's been dry where I am-- nearly all day with sunshine!

I certainly got an eyeful when I watched Country Tracks today-- I'm definitely not complaining! Tomasz wearing his best jeans {iii} today; only Tomasz can wear them like that, hugging his eye-catching contours. I liked the way his belt-end was sticking out, easier to rein him in perhaps... a thick belt as well, needed for the support by the looks of it [suggestive wink #1].

He also was wearing a wonderfully revealing shirt, when turned sideways-- he could do with losing a few more of those buttons though [suggestive wink #2].

Of course there's more to Tomasz's five-day fares than just his inherent beauty in casuals (yes there is!). A commanding dramatic delivery, "windows rattling in Plymouth and Penzance... hail and thunder... clouds racing"-- sounds like something out of a Jim Steinman song-- classy stuff.



Back on the News Channel, Nicholas Owen had the cheeky to suggest Tomasz is "bad news"! Poor Tomasz was having to cycle back through inclement weather {iv}-- it should Mr Owen getting on his bike, for making cheeky remarks about our weather god-- definitely not cricket [conventional wink].

I love the way Tomasz gets artistic about the weather chart, something about the way he says turbulent... or is it that just I who thinks that. Must be time for my lie down again...



And Tomasz shouldn't worry about 'almost' offending Norwich, they won't mind-- one big happy family there [post-modern stereotyping wink]

Thanks to Terratec365 for spotting the latter video, and for uploading the first video too.

{i} In both senses
{ii} I like to think so
{iii} Lucky jeans or what?
{iv} Lucky saddle or what?