Isn't it ironic?

First off Tomasz is on the overnigth shift this evening, so can we hope for an appearance on Janice Long at around 00:40-00:50? Fingers crossed.

We are blessed! Terratec has very kindly given us a double-bill of Tomasz, plus another forecast-- and the Weather For The Week Ahead {i}. Eyeballs and eardrums at the ready! First he makes a cheeky quip about an airshow. Although I'm intrigued by Tomasz's "mini-scorcher"...



Here we have Tomasz enthusing about "spatial areas", as his suit struggles to contain his amazing biceps



So now for the biggy, the five-day forecast.



Tomasz made an unfortunate slip-up there, mistaking Wales for Scotland. Well I say unfortunate, it's disgraceful.

Yet another outrageous and hateful slur on Scotland, even though he apologised straight away and made 'light' of such a grave error; it's still indicative of his London/English-centric attitude, as only a person from Gdansk in Poland can muster.

In fact such a blunder is a good reason for lowering the Licence Fee, he should be sacked straight away. If he didn't spend so much time corresponding with his many adoring fans and doing charity bike rides and helping a young lady achieve her dream (confe previous post)-- he wouldn't make so many grotesque blunders.

It's bad enough when he takes himself too seriously with his diva strops; all his self-depreciating and jokey banter with Simon, smiling and giggling at his own slip-ups. Being too good-looking, warm and having a secure personality-- what sort of example does he set? Telegenic people like Tomasz shouldn't be allowed on television: It's unacceptable people who are charismatic, talented and intelligent-- who happen to be very handsome-- should be broadcasting on telly.

Nor on radio. I heard him being ever-so-slightly 'camp' on Radio 4, I was so sickened I scraped my car along a wall at speed and hit a cat. I'm sending the BBC the bill, and they can ruddy well pay for the damage and the vetinary bills.

Almost as bad as when Tomasz posed in "skimpy" shorts, showing off-- just as he would be dressed if he went swimming. I was so outraged, I felt like writing to the Daily Mail for them to make a non-story about. It's not like there are more important things in the world: Genocidial regimes, parliamentary debates at Westminister, Orwellian acitivites at the EU, humanitarian crises or natural disasters; or possibly nice things that people have done, to restore one's faith in human nature.

In fact I'm so jealous of Tomasz, I may have to go onto one of those internet forums to slag him off, to boost my flagging ego... or to show what a great sense of humour I have, to point out when Tomasz is taking himself seriously during some banter, even though he's being ironic [wink]

{i} No Country Tracks, Politics Show instead… like the honeycomb tie though

One has two broadcasts

Tomasz was with us over the weekend. On Saturday The Schaf was predicting the weather for Her Majesty's official birthday {i} and the football "festival" (bless him) in South Africa. Indeed he gave us the stats for the "big one" [...], England's match against the USA: I'm not into football, but I hear our goalkeeper has become the new BP chief: He's bad with spillages, and has sympathy towards the USA.



Tomasz did the weather for the week ahead, but the forecast was tacked onto the end of the Politics Show; so he was suited and booted, thus we only got to see the outline of his weather balls on his graphics. He certainly doesn't have a "little bump of low pressure"



Good work by Terratec as usual, ta muchly mi duck

Meanwhile His Loveliness has written a blog about a forthcoming bike-ride in East Sussex! Worth looking at, for the photo alone! {ii}. Certainly knocks my epic drive up the whole of the Pennines, into a cocked hat.

In case you're wondering, Ditchling Beacon is here. That's the 1:50,000cm scale, off the Ordnance Survey Landranger sheet for the area.

{i} It amuses me QEII has two birthdays: Surely being the richest lady in the world, she doesn't need two sets of presents?
{ii} He invites to come again. I'll leave you to make your own comments.

Sssausssagesss

After Jon Soppell's show had finished discussing the House of Commons being "hung", it's only fitting that Tomasz followed with his five-day forecast.

He was looking very dapper, with his Gene Hunt-style striped tie. Undoubtedly the highlight for me, was when he was describing a weather front as a "sausage of rain". I must admit I was excited at the thought of Tomasz's moist and large sausage... I'm not wired up right, am I? {i}



On a more serious note, once again Tomasz went the extra mile to explain things in more detail about our weather; telling us about upper-level winds, and how they are effecting our weather (and our aviation industry as well!). Such extra work is why Tomasz richly deserved that TRIC award.

He even managed to get in a mention of Poland, which has been getting temperatures of 20C. I'm glad they've been getting it... once the temperatures get above high teens Celsius, it depresses me. Thankfully His Loveliness always cheers me up.

{i} All this talk about Tomasz and food... back by popular demand...

Good news, bad news

I've looked at the telly guides for tomorrow, and there is no Country Tracks! F1 and the Politics Show instead
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Shame really, I have been 'preparing myself' for Tomasz CT performance.

Good news is, there will still be a five-day forecast with Tomasz, in his regular dapper and smart attire. I imagine it will be after the Politics Show, or possibly within it... I remember a couple of five-day forecasts being done in the PS studio.

Further good news is the ever-superb Terratec has managed to get not one, but two, uploaded forecasts for today!


"Here he is" at 10:56. Although (shoot me now) I like those "abysmal" temperatures-- lovely and fresh!


Look the muck in there^. Although Tomasz commendably had sympathy for his friends in Scotland, when he predicted snow for them.

And "not bad" at 13:58:


I do like the tie, complements his cudowne oka wonderfully. Meanwhile on Famousmales Forum, a gentleman called Eattom reports: "Tomasz goes to the same gym as me; I see him a lot. His legs are just as fit as the rest of him-- and he seems like a thoroughly nice chap"

Crush a grape

Alas, another Sunday without a Country Tracks performance from Tomasz: Instead we had a five-day forecast from the Politics Show studio, courtesy of a smartly-dressed John Hammond.

Perhaps our Tomasz has been banished from Sundays, after his cheeky remark about the Met Office's summer predictions. He should have his legs slapped for such insolence (!)...


Video courtesy of TopTellyFan