Apple strudel

Cześć and ey up! As you may have noticed, The Schaf has been away from our airwaves for the past week; but he returns tomorrow and for the next few days, on the lunchtime slot on Radio 4 and the News Channel/BBC1.

So what has His Loveliness been up to over the past week? An illustrated guide will tell all, courtesy of Twitter. Firstly it seems Tomasz is keen on getting 'down widda kids', a proper burberry ape innit blud...



So he decided to do this by getting the Apple I-Pad. Being the cool dude that he is, Tomasz managed to pre-empt Twitter king Stephen Fry, by telling us about the queue for said item. Thankfully The Schaf was triumphant.



I'm sure you'll agree that Tomasz has impressive applications there [wink]. He's also been spending time tending to his amazing "tropical garden". Alright it may not be the Eden Project; but as with everything of Tomasz's, it's well-crafted...



And finally, a gratuitous shot of Tomasz's equally well-crafted legs.



Don't say I never treat you [haha]

A dangling modifier

Simon McCoy unwittingly (?) insulted The Schaf today, with an unfortunate dangling modifier: "The weather: Dull, grey and boring-- here with the details is Tomasz Schafernaker".

Tomasz gave a grin at this... but I'm charitable to think this was a non-sequitur on Mr McCoy's part [chuckle]. I would hope that Simon wasn't calling our Tomasz "dull, grey and boring". Otherwise he's in trouble with The Schaffanatics! {i}



I love the way he says "exhilarating" and talk of "arcing and swirling" weather fronts-- plus the cute aside about cloud colouring. Never mind grey skies, Tomasz can loom across my horizon any day.

Tomasz has joined me and has migrated his own {i} blog to Blogspot-- you can access it here:

Drink me

I've noticed from a couple of recent headshots, that His Loveliness has taken to apparently shaving a slice out his right eyebrow... not sure what to make of it?! What does anyone else think? {ii}



As long as he doesn't get a piercing or tatoo... but otherwise I'm not worthy ["schwing" emoticon]. In case you are wondering, it was Laura Tobin yesterday on Country Tracks. Me neither, lovely as she is.

Apologies for the tardiness of imparting information about Tomasz's blog, but I was out all day yesterday. I was pushing a converted fridge-freezer along the A2 in between Sittingbourne and Faversham, for a very goos cause in fact. If you are on Facebook, please take a moment to visit the following site-- many thanks.

The Monumental Walk


{i} Angry letters to Points Of View, refusal to pay the Licence Fee, picket at Television Centre-- that sort of thing.
{ii} Being a young fogey and not being 'down widda kids', I always was under impression it was a chav thing-- hope Tomasz isn't turning into a Burberry ape [ha]!