A most curious day Schaffanatics... Tomasz was due on today, but did not materialise on the BBC airwaves. However a Tweet posted by the good man himself, informs us: "Had a real fun and good photoshoot today! :-D".
I suspect it may be for Attitude, since Dr Christian {i} was tweeting about a photoshoot he did with said magazine yesterday ("not wearing many clothes"). Could be for Cosmo, on their regular Everyman shoots {iii}. Or perhaps the rumoured calendar (if that's an in-joke, I have a feeling it will become a self-fulfilling prophesy!)
Of course the big news today is not the barely distinguishable (or distinguished) party leaders tentatively toughing it out on the telly tonight; but of volcanic ash ejected from Eyjafjallajokull {ii}. The dust, currently drifting 20,000ft in the atmosphere, ought to produce a dramatic sunset and/or sunrise over the coming hours-- the 'cinematic effect'.
A delve into the archives: Tomasz getting a tickly cough on last year's vernal equinox. He needs something soothing to swallow, poor luv
^With thanks to Terratec
{i} Mr Jesson of Embarrasing Bodies/getting male sports teams to strip naked for tenuous reasons fame-- also writes health column in Attitude.
{ii} Easy for you to say.
{iii} A charity that promotes prostate cancer awareness. Cosmopolitan get celebs to disrobe, to raise money for the charity.
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15 Apr 2010
26 Jan 2010
Tomasz is out of this world
Sadly no Tomasz on Janice Long's show this morning, but The Schaf has been busy with his t'internet site....
A new blog about new features to his site. Plus he has updated his Contact page, what he'd like you to contact him about... within limits (behave yourselves)! He has done a diagram 3-D visualisation of a mid-latitude weather system. And we have some new photos too, also a couple of cool videos! What a star-- looks great in shorts too.
Given Tomasz's liking for the paranormal, I reckon the BBC should bring back Strange But True, with Tomasz as presenter! He'd be superb, adopting a enigmatic voice and sitting in a darkened library-- narrating about the March 1997 Howden Moor UFO mystery or some such.
A trip down memory lane with classic episodes
Rendlesham UFO mystery (Part 1 of 3)
Stocksbridge Bypass (Part 1 of 2)
^Driven that bypass several times, never seen a spectral monk there though [ha]
The rest of Strange But True is online now I think... repeated on a digital channel somewhere!
A new blog about new features to his site. Plus he has updated his Contact page, what he'd like you to contact him about... within limits (behave yourselves)! He has done a diagram 3-D visualisation of a mid-latitude weather system. And we have some new photos too, also a couple of cool videos! What a star-- looks great in shorts too.
Given Tomasz's liking for the paranormal, I reckon the BBC should bring back Strange But True, with Tomasz as presenter! He'd be superb, adopting a enigmatic voice and sitting in a darkened library-- narrating about the March 1997 Howden Moor UFO mystery or some such.
A trip down memory lane with classic episodes
Rendlesham UFO mystery (Part 1 of 3)
Stocksbridge Bypass (Part 1 of 2)
^Driven that bypass several times, never seen a spectral monk there though [ha]
The rest of Strange But True is online now I think... repeated on a digital channel somewhere!
16 Jan 2010
Strictly Tomasz
The latest rumour on the internet is, that the BBC are angling to get The Schaf on the next series of Strictly Coming Dancing. I think that's wishful thinking, however it could become a self-fulfilling prophesy-- especially if I mention it on here!
I wonder what sort of dancing Tomasz is good at? Foxtrot or cha-cha... or horizontal [fnar-fnar]. Imagine him bugling in spandex, energetically contorting himself into various positions! It could go either way with Craig and Bruno: Either they will be spellbound by Tomasz, or they will be jealous and catty. I'm personally in the former camp [haha].
However I suddenly feel like burning a copy of the Daily Hate Mail, the little proverbial-stirrers. A mean-spirited article about Tomasz here...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1243657/BBC-weatherman-Tomasz-Schafernaker-shocks-bosses-posing-gay-magazine-skimpy-shorts.html
I note it's an "insider", which is typically hack-speak for a ficitious source. I do hope the story isn't true, and that Tomasz wouldn't be in trouble for doing that photoshoot. He's not exactly Frank Bough is he?
I also hope it doesn't mean the end to Tomasz's wonderfully attired Country Tracks forecasts-- since we know precisely what figure his casuals are hugging onto now {i}. If anything it will increase viewing figures, I've lost count of people who said they are going to pay more attention to him now! {ii}
So ignore the Daily Wail, BBC bosses! Please no high-handed treatment of The Schaf, otherwise I'll be writing an 'Angry of Mayfair' letter, to be delivered through your window-- attached to a brick {iii}. Or possibly just a slightly plaintive tome to Jezza Vine with his Points of View {iv}
There are worse behaved telly presenters out there. If this bloke can get a job presenting at the BBC...
{i} Which is why I don't believe his colleagues knew nothing of physique-- didn't some of them go on that bike-ride together? With Tomasz in lycra?
{ii} He won't be our little secret anymore. His loss of cultdom is a small price to pay for those photos though.
{iii} Note to lawyers: That was a sardonic joke, I do not condone any sort of malicious communication or criminal damage
{iv} Sir Terry didn't get into bother with those trousers, did he? Or Janet & John stories.
I wonder what sort of dancing Tomasz is good at? Foxtrot or cha-cha... or horizontal [fnar-fnar]. Imagine him bugling in spandex, energetically contorting himself into various positions! It could go either way with Craig and Bruno: Either they will be spellbound by Tomasz, or they will be jealous and catty. I'm personally in the former camp [haha].
However I suddenly feel like burning a copy of the Daily Hate Mail, the little proverbial-stirrers. A mean-spirited article about Tomasz here...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1243657/BBC-weatherman-Tomasz-Schafernaker-shocks-bosses-posing-gay-magazine-skimpy-shorts.html
I note it's an "insider", which is typically hack-speak for a ficitious source. I do hope the story isn't true, and that Tomasz wouldn't be in trouble for doing that photoshoot. He's not exactly Frank Bough is he?
I also hope it doesn't mean the end to Tomasz's wonderfully attired Country Tracks forecasts-- since we know precisely what figure his casuals are hugging onto now {i}. If anything it will increase viewing figures, I've lost count of people who said they are going to pay more attention to him now! {ii}
So ignore the Daily Wail, BBC bosses! Please no high-handed treatment of The Schaf, otherwise I'll be writing an 'Angry of Mayfair' letter, to be delivered through your window-- attached to a brick {iii}. Or possibly just a slightly plaintive tome to Jezza Vine with his Points of View {iv}
There are worse behaved telly presenters out there. If this bloke can get a job presenting at the BBC...
{i} Which is why I don't believe his colleagues knew nothing of physique-- didn't some of them go on that bike-ride together? With Tomasz in lycra?
{ii} He won't be our little secret anymore. His loss of cultdom is a small price to pay for those photos though.
{iii} Note to lawyers: That was a sardonic joke, I do not condone any sort of malicious communication or criminal damage
{iv} Sir Terry didn't get into bother with those trousers, did he? Or Janet & John stories.
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