Venus in blue jeans

Oh Tomasz... your Country Track forecasts just get better and better! I'm not worthy. Jesteś najpiękniejszy.

The Schaf was looking stunning today; I was certainly overcome with joy and let out a big sigh watching the forecast. Once again Tomasz had a perfect choice of jeans; plus the shirt showed off his amazingly curved isobars.

I was particularly interested when Tomasz talking of a "front sliding in". I know, I need to get out more! Actually if I do, it's likely to be a touch parky outside... more snow forecast too, which is typical since I'm off to funeral {i} in Skipton (N Yorks) on Friday too-- in the centre of the Pennines!

Judging by Tomasz's forecast, there's a reason why he aren't getting warmer weather. A large area of high-pressure to the south-west backed up by a pertly-packed mass, thrusting the cold air towards us. You'll see what I mean {ii}...



Thanks to pj8210 for the video

{i} I prefer funerals to weddings-- at least you don't have to hope for a happy ending.
{ii} Or as they say in Polish: "On ma ładny tyłek". I think that's right.

Roll up, roll up

Sadly no Tomasz today on Country Tracks. I was secretly hoping he'd do a forecast wearing a Santa costume, or perhaps just some tinsel with a pair of shiny baubles.

Since it's a parky out, I'll go back to the end of August. Tomasz show us how to roll up sleeves neatly, whilst wearing a pair of jeans as only The Schaf can. Looking tanfastic here...

Mary Poppins

No Tomasz on Country Tracks this lunchtime [harumph], so I have plundered the archives once more. This is from the end of August, and Tomasz pays tribute to Julie Andrew's foremost creation.

Personally I don't trust Mary Poppins-- she said: "A little bit of sugar makes the medicine go down"; irresponsible advice if you are an insulin-dependent diabetic, because you could end up in coma. Julie Andrews ought to be ashamed of herself.

Anyway, Tomasz is wearing a very flattering pair of jeans in this, if you know what I mean. His shirt is not half bad either...



Thanks to Terratec365 for the video.