Venus in blue jeans

Oh Tomasz... your Country Track forecasts just get better and better! I'm not worthy. Jesteś najpiękniejszy.

The Schaf was looking stunning today; I was certainly overcome with joy and let out a big sigh watching the forecast. Once again Tomasz had a perfect choice of jeans; plus the shirt showed off his amazingly curved isobars.

I was particularly interested when Tomasz talking of a "front sliding in". I know, I need to get out more! Actually if I do, it's likely to be a touch parky outside... more snow forecast too, which is typical since I'm off to funeral {i} in Skipton (N Yorks) on Friday too-- in the centre of the Pennines!

Judging by Tomasz's forecast, there's a reason why he aren't getting warmer weather. A large area of high-pressure to the south-west backed up by a pertly-packed mass, thrusting the cold air towards us. You'll see what I mean {ii}...



Thanks to pj8210 for the video

{i} I prefer funerals to weddings-- at least you don't have to hope for a happy ending.
{ii} Or as they say in Polish: "On ma ładny tyłek". I think that's right.

Rugby scrummy

No Tomasz on Country Tracks today {i}, so a rummage into the archives once more-- this time from August 2nd this year.

It's one of Tomasz's most popular Country Tracks performances: Perhaps owing to the flattering rubgy shirt he was wearing, showcasing his amazing biceps and the rest of his stunning physique.

Forget even Jonny Wilkinson, Tomasz knows how to wear a rugby shirt. I wonder if Tomasz has played ruggers in the past: I can see him being going for it in a scrum, being rough around the touchline and handling his tackle well {ii}. Well he is 'scrummy' after all {iii}.

He may have forecasted nice aestival weather that week, but I wasn't paying attention the charts. It was all about the arms (and the rest of him for that matter)






Oh... Laura Tobin did the five-day forecast this morning, just in case you were wondering. Footnotes follow.

{i} Disgrace, outrage, we should demand our Licence Fee back etc
{ii} I'm still talking about rugby. Of course.
{iii} See what I did there.

Thanks to Terratec365 for the video