Pausing for Tomasz

The Schaf is so worthy of worship, that Maxane Mawhinney "paused" for a weather update from His Loveliness. He was looking classy today; in a snazzy blue-and-white tie, a neat layer of stubble and a suit clinging to his biceps. More impressive was Tomasz's array of hand and finger movements to demonstrate weather-patterns, I can just imagining Tomasz hand-jiving.



And another one from Terratec (you're just too good!). Tomasz didn't squint hard enough at his feedback; almost mistook Wales for Northern Ireland, so he did. Not to worry, we are hearing the return of Tomasz's favourite word for autumn/winter-- it's "chilly" out.



Extended Have I Got News For You tonight, I hope to be getting it onto Youtube with the very kind assistance of Terratec (paint him Deputy Chief Shaffanatic).

A warning for tomorrow though (!), from His Loveliness

‎On Country Tracks or Weather For The Week Ahead this weekend...standard clothes (approved by BBC) for that particular weather broadcast...as always.

Yes, quite right: Dinner jacket, and don't show too much neck either. Can't be reminding jealous blokes and assorted Angry of Mayfairs, what a stunning physique you have Tomasz.

As it happens, there is no Country Tracks tomorrow, because of Rememberance Sunday celebrations: So I imagine Tomasz will appear before Formula 1, to give us the five-day forecast in his suit and tie. Well we can't have the Daily Mail having another thromby, can we. They'll be calling for him to wear a mask next.

Krusty the clown

His Loveliness was back on today, with a classy blue tie and tanfastic glow. However Tomasz did seem a little distrated; I swear I saw a strange shadow on the screen for one or two of his forecasts-- it's sabotage I tell you!

We did have an adorable (but minor) slip-up: Referring to the cold night over Northern Ireland, The Schaf said that the morning would be "crusty". What could make it crusty there, I wonder? Perhaps there are many hippies in Norn Iron, so there are. Of course our weather god meant "cold and frosty". Least he can laugh at himself...



The calming influence of Northern Ireland's finest, Maxine Mawhinney, meant that things ran more smoothly at 13:56..



Either way, seeing Tomasz on telly makes me as happy as Rustie Lee on Pro-Plus.

Meanwhile over on Twitter, Tomasz wants you to show off your prize-winning pumpkin! He aims to showcase the finest photos of pumpkins on his website. Speaking of which, the website has been updated with some nice pics of Tomasz on London-Paris bike-ride, plus a Halowe'en themed header. As you may know, Tomasz is famed for his Halowe'en parties....



Tomasz also kindly thanks everyone for the kind messages on Facebook, and is "still at the weather centre, for the moment". Reportedly the 'regime change' is due at the end of November-- I'm pleased to say his website remarks he's on "throughout November".

He's scheduled to be on Country Tracks tomorrow. As interesting as Jodie Kidd is, The Schaf ought to be on in the last quarter-hour (between 12:00 and 12:15). I'm sure the wonderful Terratec will capture the moments of glory for us! Thanks for the two uploads today, by the way.

BBC weather's shooting star

The Schaf was back after a couple of days absence-- sadly there was no scope for merriment for him. As is often his lot, he was charged with giving us some grim weather news.

He had an "extreme weather warning" for Cumbria and Dumfries & Galloway-- five inches of raining heading their way. Northern Ireland, Argyll & Bute, Ayrshire and the Ilse of Man (lest we forget the Manx!) will also be affected. Also gusty winds will continue to be a problem.

Despite the bleak outlook, Tomasz did treat us to a nice light blue tie and a lovely growth of designer stubble. Double-bill follows 10:56 and News At One forecasts...

Cherishing Tomasz

The Weather God was in action today, for a Country Tracks five-day forecast. He suggested to the people of Northern Ireland, that they should cherish the forthcoming sunshine. If I were watching the forecast in 'Norn Iron', I would be more inclined to cherish Tomasz instead.

He was wearing a horizontally-striped sweatshirt, which flattered his physique; ditto with his lightweight Craghopper{i} trousers, and what he was wearing under them was 'enhancing'. Indeed when Tomasz told us about about weather-systems coming in from the south-west, my eyes were drawn to the very south-west of the screen, I spotted a very prominent front-- and I could feel a damp spell coming on already.



Here's another forecast from 10:56am today, albeit with Tomasz in his 'smarts'-- nice tie! However somebody in the gallery appeared to be irritating him at 00'52": No need to apologise to us Tomasz, we don't want anybody breaking your stride.



Thanks to Terratec365 for videos

{i} Other brands of lightweight, waterproof trousers are available. Unless I get a free pair of Craghoppers sent to me.

Tomasz talks of flirting

Rememberance Sunday today, so no Country Tracks: However Tomasz got his own slot today {i}, he was namechecked by the continuity announcer-- nothing but special attention for our Tomasz!

It was the five-day forecast, albeit with Tomasz in a smart suit. I got slightly excited when he talked about "showers flirting with the coast [of Northern Ireland]". Imagine Tomasz flirting with you. Hmm... yes... oh you want to see the clip don't you? Alright then...



Thanks to Terratec365

{i} You know what I mean-- behave yourselves!