Tomasz's (weather) balls

I turned on {i} at 11am today, to watch Tomasz on the News Channel. He instructed us to get an eyeful of his weather ball, which was indicative of the weather today-- wet. However Tomasz's balls must have magical powers {ii}, because it's been dry where I am-- nearly all day with sunshine!

I certainly got an eyeful when I watched Country Tracks today-- I'm definitely not complaining! Tomasz wearing his best jeans {iii} today; only Tomasz can wear them like that, hugging his eye-catching contours. I liked the way his belt-end was sticking out, easier to rein him in perhaps... a thick belt as well, needed for the support by the looks of it [suggestive wink #1].

He also was wearing a wonderfully revealing shirt, when turned sideways-- he could do with losing a few more of those buttons though [suggestive wink #2].

Of course there's more to Tomasz's five-day fares than just his inherent beauty in casuals (yes there is!). A commanding dramatic delivery, "windows rattling in Plymouth and Penzance... hail and thunder... clouds racing"-- sounds like something out of a Jim Steinman song-- classy stuff.



Back on the News Channel, Nicholas Owen had the cheeky to suggest Tomasz is "bad news"! Poor Tomasz was having to cycle back through inclement weather {iv}-- it should Mr Owen getting on his bike, for making cheeky remarks about our weather god-- definitely not cricket [conventional wink].

I love the way Tomasz gets artistic about the weather chart, something about the way he says turbulent... or is it that just I who thinks that. Must be time for my lie down again...



And Tomasz shouldn't worry about 'almost' offending Norwich, they won't mind-- one big happy family there [post-modern stereotyping wink]

Thanks to Terratec365 for spotting the latter video, and for uploading the first video too.

{i} In both senses
{ii} I like to think so
{iii} Lucky jeans or what?
{iv} Lucky saddle or what?

Heeeeeere's Tomasz

After Simon McCoy had introduced Tomasz for the weather at 10:58, there was a wait before the Weather God appeared. When he finally appeared, Tomasz humorously announced: "Here I am!". Fancy keeping us waiting for Tomasz, perhaps it's to build up suspense for event.

At midday Tomasz didn't pull it out today; but he was sporting his fetching stubble again (would give a lovely rash). He harked back to last night, when it was very windy outside: "I didn't get much sleep last night, it was very blowy"-- made the windows rattle apparently. I can imagine... oof, all sounds like something out of one of 'those' Janet & John stories {i}. Especially since Tomasz said there would be showers flirting about today, on News At One-- the tease.

At the end of 13:58 bulletin, he told us it will be a bit of a "chill" over the next few days. I think I'll need to, after all that!


^Thanks to Terratec365{ii}

{i} See Sir Terry Wogan snigger.
{ii} Congratulations to Terratec. He managed to squeeze in four sessions of Tomasz, within 10 minutes. Isn't he the lucky one?