The Schaf is so worthy of worship, that Maxane Mawhinney "paused" for a weather update from His Loveliness. He was looking classy today; in a snazzy blue-and-white tie, a neat layer of stubble and a suit clinging to his biceps. More impressive was Tomasz's array of hand and finger movements to demonstrate weather-patterns, I can just imagining Tomasz hand-jiving.
And another one from Terratec (you're just too good!). Tomasz didn't squint hard enough at his feedback; almost mistook Wales for Northern Ireland, so he did. Not to worry, we are hearing the return of Tomasz's favourite word for autumn/winter-- it's "chilly" out.
Extended Have I Got News For You tonight, I hope to be getting it onto Youtube with the very kind assistance of Terratec (paint him Deputy Chief Shaffanatic).
A warning for tomorrow though (!), from His Loveliness
On Country Tracks or Weather For The Week Ahead this weekend...standard clothes (approved by BBC) for that particular weather broadcast...as always.
Yes, quite right: Dinner jacket, and don't show too much neck either. Can't be reminding jealous blokes and assorted Angry of Mayfairs, what a stunning physique you have Tomasz.
As it happens, there is no Country Tracks tomorrow, because of Rememberance Sunday celebrations: So I imagine Tomasz will appear before Formula 1, to give us the five-day forecast in his suit and tie. Well we can't have the Daily Mail having another thromby, can we. They'll be calling for him to wear a mask next.
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13 Nov 2010
13 Dec 2009
Mighty Wurlitzer
The Schaf was on form today! He made an unexpected appearance on Country Tracks, but certainly a welcome one nonetheless.
Tomasz was portentously forecasting bitterly cold (and strong) winds from the east later this week, perhaps bearing snow. Thankfully Tomasz showed us what a lovely and well-developed warm front he has, courtesy of a nice black sweatshirt. Always pleasing to see Tomasz in jeans too; if raw winds do develop, I hope he has his prominent extremities lagged just as well as they are supported!
However Tomasz was less than supportive {iii} about his BBC News mucker Chris Hollins; as Maxine Mawhinney pointed out, Mr Hollins made it through to the final of Strictly Come Dancing {i}. Of course I would love see Tomasz on there, especially in some of those costumes... I bet he's a groovy mover as well-- has rhythm and stamina no doubt. Hmm... imagine doing the samba with him, or a nice cha-cha [mind wanders]. Alas the only dance I can do is big-fish-little-fish-cardboard-box {ii}
Earlier on the News Channel, 'Maaaxane' commented Tomasz "was on standby"; so much so, he was rudely cut off at the end, with a frozen ball no less. The techies letting our weather god down again. Least we got to hear a bit of Tomasz's delicious chuckle! Wearing the pink tie again too, perhaps he's trying to tell us something [wink]
Ta muchly to Terratec365, for uploading the videos. Didn't he do well?
{i} "Good game, good game... ahvuhvuhvuhvuh"
{ii} As they used to do in the 1990s. I could see Tomasz getting his glostick out
{iii} I love it when he gets bossy, very masterful isn't he?
Tomasz was portentously forecasting bitterly cold (and strong) winds from the east later this week, perhaps bearing snow. Thankfully Tomasz showed us what a lovely and well-developed warm front he has, courtesy of a nice black sweatshirt. Always pleasing to see Tomasz in jeans too; if raw winds do develop, I hope he has his prominent extremities lagged just as well as they are supported!
However Tomasz was less than supportive {iii} about his BBC News mucker Chris Hollins; as Maxine Mawhinney pointed out, Mr Hollins made it through to the final of Strictly Come Dancing {i}. Of course I would love see Tomasz on there, especially in some of those costumes... I bet he's a groovy mover as well-- has rhythm and stamina no doubt. Hmm... imagine doing the samba with him, or a nice cha-cha [mind wanders]. Alas the only dance I can do is big-fish-little-fish-cardboard-box {ii}
Earlier on the News Channel, 'Maaaxane' commented Tomasz "was on standby"; so much so, he was rudely cut off at the end, with a frozen ball no less. The techies letting our weather god down again. Least we got to hear a bit of Tomasz's delicious chuckle! Wearing the pink tie again too, perhaps he's trying to tell us something [wink]
Ta muchly to Terratec365, for uploading the videos. Didn't he do well?
{i} "Good game, good game... ahvuhvuhvuhvuh"
{ii} As they used to do in the 1990s. I could see Tomasz getting his glostick out
{iii} I love it when he gets bossy, very masterful isn't he?
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