Pausing for Tomasz

The Schaf is so worthy of worship, that Maxane Mawhinney "paused" for a weather update from His Loveliness. He was looking classy today; in a snazzy blue-and-white tie, a neat layer of stubble and a suit clinging to his biceps. More impressive was Tomasz's array of hand and finger movements to demonstrate weather-patterns, I can just imagining Tomasz hand-jiving.



And another one from Terratec (you're just too good!). Tomasz didn't squint hard enough at his feedback; almost mistook Wales for Northern Ireland, so he did. Not to worry, we are hearing the return of Tomasz's favourite word for autumn/winter-- it's "chilly" out.



Extended Have I Got News For You tonight, I hope to be getting it onto Youtube with the very kind assistance of Terratec (paint him Deputy Chief Shaffanatic).

A warning for tomorrow though (!), from His Loveliness

‎On Country Tracks or Weather For The Week Ahead this weekend...standard clothes (approved by BBC) for that particular weather broadcast...as always.

Yes, quite right: Dinner jacket, and don't show too much neck either. Can't be reminding jealous blokes and assorted Angry of Mayfairs, what a stunning physique you have Tomasz.

As it happens, there is no Country Tracks tomorrow, because of Rememberance Sunday celebrations: So I imagine Tomasz will appear before Formula 1, to give us the five-day forecast in his suit and tie. Well we can't have the Daily Mail having another thromby, can we. They'll be calling for him to wear a mask next.

Whitsun witterings

Zesłanie Ducha Świętego greetings (hope I've got that right?)!

Tomasz was sporting a nice blue-striped tie today, I like his style. A coconut for anybody who can tell me, to whom Tomasz was referring to at the beginning of this clip-- who is the laughing lady?



The highlight of that forecast was Tomasz doing an intriguing arm/hand motion, telling us "showers will be splashing across the UK". Well if there's one person could cause that to happen...


Hope you all had a nice Whitsun. The weather was certainly warm for my walks around Roche Abbey and Stanage Edge today, comfortable 17C.

A sprinkling from Tomasz

The highlight from Tomasz's forecasts yesterday, was his description of showers-- talking about "sprinkling" and "treacling"-- those are nice images from The Schaf via his sumptuous voice. I'm pleased to say Tomasz was sporting his lovely sky-blue tie again, complements his equally lovely eyes.

I like how described South Yorkshire as a "golden land". In Carboniferous times that area was a tropical swamp... Barnsley hasn't changed much, other than it's not tropical anymore.



Thanks to Terratec^

Coming up later today, Tomasz grappling with something hot and erupting fluid. I haven't been so excited since Wednesday, when a new series of the Shuttleworths started on Radio 4

Good news, bad news

I've looked at the telly guides for tomorrow, and there is no Country Tracks! F1 and the Politics Show instead
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Shame really, I have been 'preparing myself' for Tomasz CT performance.

Good news is, there will still be a five-day forecast with Tomasz, in his regular dapper and smart attire. I imagine it will be after the Politics Show, or possibly within it... I remember a couple of five-day forecasts being done in the PS studio.

Further good news is the ever-superb Terratec has managed to get not one, but two, uploaded forecasts for today!


"Here he is" at 10:56. Although (shoot me now) I like those "abysmal" temperatures-- lovely and fresh!


Look the muck in there^. Although Tomasz commendably had sympathy for his friends in Scotland, when he predicted snow for them.

And "not bad" at 13:58:


I do like the tie, complements his cudowne oka wonderfully. Meanwhile on Famousmales Forum, a gentleman called Eattom reports: "Tomasz goes to the same gym as me; I see him a lot. His legs are just as fit as the rest of him-- and he seems like a thoroughly nice chap"

Pure Goldwasser

The BBC's own Goldwasser in human form was certainly golden today. Firstly Kate Silverton mistakenly called him George on the News At One! A less phlegmatic individual would've baulked at such mistaken identity, but our słodky Tomasz laughed it off with his heart-melting giggle. Kate gamely expressed her gratitude at the end of her broadcast.

Tomasz is continuing with his unshaven look, sporting a nice growth of dark blond stubble-- I couldn't help but think what a nice rash it would give one-- then he finished with one of his coquettish smiles [sigh]. Another great blue tie too, suits him (sir), brigthens up the grey.



Thanks to Terratec365 for the video

Boxing clever

The Schaf returned today on the News Channel, BBC1 and R4-- he was wearing a fetching blue tie with yellow dots on. No Boxing Day badinage to report from today. Perhaps Tomasz is worn out after having a juicy turkey and copious amounts of stuffing!

Or he could be disappointed the snow has melted. I went for a walk in Wollaton Park, and it was all slushy... I'll be having to re-wax my hiking boots now! Glamorous life I lead. I'm told the snow may return next week though... I suspect Tomasz will tell us as mid-day tomorrow, on the five-day forecast.

Now you may not be satisfied with a present you've received from Santa this year, so you may wish to sell it on a well-known internet auction site. In June 2008 Nicholas Owen contemplated on whether to sell poor Tomasz on E-bay or not! With the following tongue action, who would want to?



Thanks to GMCAG for the video

BBC weather's shooting star

The Schaf was back after a couple of days absence-- sadly there was no scope for merriment for him. As is often his lot, he was charged with giving us some grim weather news.

He had an "extreme weather warning" for Cumbria and Dumfries & Galloway-- five inches of raining heading their way. Northern Ireland, Argyll & Bute, Ayrshire and the Ilse of Man (lest we forget the Manx!) will also be affected. Also gusty winds will continue to be a problem.

Despite the bleak outlook, Tomasz did treat us to a nice light blue tie and a lovely growth of designer stubble. Double-bill follows 10:56 and News At One forecasts...

Tie in

Tomasz was back on today, covering the lunchtime period in his usual cheery manner: He was wearing a pretty tie-- I'm sure it was a new one? He was once again sporting a bit of stubble; perhaps since he hit 30 in January, he's ditched the youthful flaxen-blond highlights for a more 'mature'/distinguished/rugged look with the designer stubble? He looks lovely all the same...



So odds on for a Country Tracks appearance tomorrow. Sadly too cool for the short-sleeves, hopefully he will compensate with his jeans...

With thanks to Terratec365

Stunning stubble

Tomasz was on form for his Radio 4 broadcast today, getting enthusiastic about a sharp contrast in temperatures last night: 3C in the depths of Scotland, whilst London enjoyed lows of only 16C, most curious.

The latter was due to a former tropical storm, which has dragged warm and moist air from the Azores. Also brought with it a large amount of rain for southern England, which Sophie Raworth teased Tomasz about-- which gave him a giggle on News At One.



He was wearing his lovely sky-blue tie today, plus he was cultivating stubble for the second day running-- a bit more obvious than yesterday. I look like tramp if I don't shave once a day, alright for some!

However I think Tomasz looks effortlessly gorgeous with or without stubble. Although stubble does add a certain something to his appeal-- what does anybody think?